We had him pegged for a con pretty early in his stay. Day 1, he paid and joked at the desk. From my facebook:
"do they give out rubbers when you get into [Town]?
"uhhh...no? Why?"
"because every time I come in, I get f***ed!"
On why he doesn't like football: "I've seen more action in my kitchen with my wife than I saw in 'Nam. Why the f*** would I go somewhere else to get hit?"
Military service: "man, you Muslims know how to kill a man 6 ways to sunday. But I still love you."
"man, this girl. I came down and told her I was Jewish and she told me to get the hell out."
"i told her shalom and she told me three things. Shut up, pay up, and get out."
"man, she reminds me of my wife. That's a bad thing. She called and woke me up at 5:30 in the goddamned morning to tell me it was cold. Jesus."
"that Sarah Palin, she's a piece of work. I wish someone would mistake her for a moose."
(I should probably mention about now that the Jew jokes were funny because I'm racially Jewish. Moving on.)
Day 2: He started telling us that he would talk to the owner of his company and get us a contract. We made a deal to give him reduced rate for the day, since he didn't have a lot of cash.
I had the weekend off. I don't think he came in for a few days.
Day 3: I came in, he had been comped for a night. The owner of his company was supposed to come in. He stayed and joked, then stepped out for a sandwich. We haven't seen him since.
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